Oh, Baby!

Things got off track for Big Boss Industries for two reasons:

1. I’m in another Creative Block.

AND, more importantly,

2. My best friend Alex’s son recently came into the world

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love kids, so long I know their parents, but I thought I’d let my fans know what is keeping the content from flowing.  We do plan on doing things, but it probably won’t happen until the 3rd quarter, around Autumn. Expect content to Fallout of the sky!

As Always,

Ronzil

Big Ideas, Big Plans, Big Boss Industries

You might be wondering why I haven’t kept my word on content, or you may not. If you don’t care, then why are you reading, jackass? Anyway, I’ve been planning some big things for my company with my best friend, Alex. Some things literally have been 10 years in the making, and will not disappoint. The reason to cut to the chase: I want to surprise you and your friends when we launch our range of entertainment. So far I haven’t really launched anything, but for those of you on my FaceBook have seen some scraps of things, namely Weekly “Whirled” Report, with some cut scenes for your pleasure. The most popular, and coincidentally, my favorite, will be embedded on this post. If you need the original video, feel free to eMail me, as I couldn’t upload a wimpy 200 kb extra without using FTP. Like our current FaceBook accounts, Big Boss Industries, Gypsi, and Flesh Puppies, but Weekly “Whirled” Report is still in the process of a complete reboot.

As Always,

Ronzil

Put a Knight through your Chess

Ah, Chess. I’m not good at it but I’m fond of you through helping me get past tough times. Whenever I get too depressed, I always play a game or two with a friend. It eases the mind by:

1. Focusing on the Game

2. Chew the Fat with Friends

3. A Nice Change of Pace from other Activities

And I like having a really nice wooden board and pieces to play on, it adds class to my life. And we all need to feel fancy every once in a while. And if you noticed, the title for this post is a play on words. Put a Knight through your Chess sounds like Put a Knife through your Chest, doesn’t it? Anyhow, I think I might play a game on Chess.com. It’s a very nice site to play Chess on. You can learn better tactics through lessons from videos and/or mentors, as well as playing a few games with your friends. Best of all, it’s free! Find me* on there, and I might just play a game with you.

~Ronzil

Chai-Knee

In order to avoid a massive writer’s block, I’m going to write about dinner tonight. I had what one of my dead Uncles, called, “Chai-Knee”. His name was Chris, and he had Down’s Syndrome. I never knew him for long, but I quote him a lot in memory. Anyhow, I hate Chinese food, or any Asian food, for that matter. But, I do tolerate General Tso’s Chicken and Crab Wontons. So I had that, and a Dr. Pepper because they had no Coca-Cola. At a Buffett. That served Chinese food. I was bored to tears after two plates. My Mom had about 3, then on the way to Wal-Mart to pick up kitchen supplies she was groaning because she gorged on too much food. We came home, and a living family heirloom named Bob called. We are still talking as of now. I will discuss Bob on a later note, in the future sometime. I now must return to the conversation before Mom hogs the phone.

The Friend Zone

There is a saddening relationship beyond that which is feared by men.
It is a relationship as vast as Earth and as timeless as Sexual Intercourse.
It is the middle ground between love and friendship, between marriage and bachelor ship, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his passion.
This is the dimension of a Bachelor’s Nightmare. It is an area which we call the Friend Zone.